Back in my youth, many a distant wonder stirred strong inside this small town soul. All that curiosity, combined with boredom, and too much grit, had led me far north of my southern home. Now, to a true bred Yankee (no doubt), this southern gal must of looked, and sounded as Alien, as those rocky surroundings were too me.
Yep, it's truly a wonder, I'm not some part of a frozen snow bank down an icy slope. When I came sliding into those mountains with what my parents (must have) termed as,
"Temporary Insanity"; To them, I had vanished to the far northern fringes of the World. I admit, that northern lifestyle was indeed a daily challenge for me, pure and simple. Being, I was raised native to the south, in what we call, "The last frontier of Florida". (That's up and over, "far over" in the Northwest Florida Panhandle.) ..............
Way early one morning, as I stepped out across a foot of fresh powdered snowfall. It seemed to reflect every ounce of moonlight; while distant memories lapped through my mind, of white sandy shores back home. I flashed back to moonlit nights on Blue Mountain Beach. (my childhood stomping grounds)
Slowly, I sipped each minty breath of frozen air. As I listened closely, I could hear the wave of a distant wind that seemed to coincide with the crunching under my thick lined Sorrel boots. For just a fleeting moment, I was transformed back home, sunbathed brown and barefoot in my string bikini. Mmmmmm, I could feel the full bodied warmth of a summer's day. The deep white sand crunching under each finished step, as I made my way to the sun laden shore.
Reality returned to me quickly, as the full bodied warmth I was basking in quickly departed; as I rushed from my home to my little VW Rabbit. It had been tucked snug all night under a big blanket, and hopefully stayed warm by a light that I placed under the engine oil pan. My biggest concern at that moment was, if she would have the power, to turn over on another below zero morning. I configured my thoughts and deceived myself (once again), why I had chosen to brave the winters in Montana, instead of sunny Ponce De Leon, Florida. (Seldom does one truly ever know how spoiled they really are, and I was no exception.) Okay I remember thinking, "I've got to focus myself and get to work." I opened the; I opened the car; I opened the *%@+!= car door. The darn thing was totally frozen shut!
There I was, in the midst of a frozen moment, reflecting back in a shimmering glow of diving into fresh spring water. North Florida spring water stays a frigid 68* the whole year round. (and 68*would of felt warm at that particular moment) I lived in that pretend snow water, as much as Mama and my passing youth would allow. Stepping out of freezing water is pure pleasure, into a gentle breeze in the sun swept south. That barefoot carefree swim, I must of missed more than Mama's Southern-style, Eggs & Grits for breakfast. Completely unlike the south, I also found it virtually impossible to get a sandy bottom in the Rocky Mountains of Whitefish Montana. Yep, the only true grit I ever found, was mustering up the courage to stumble across those rocks, and fall into what (truly) felt like just melted snow. Upon climbing back out (as quickly as possible, I might add!) that old North Wind seemed to hit you dead on every time. I swear it blew winter and summer, no matter which direction it came from.
Growing up in Northwest Florida, was spent outdoors, more than indoors. As children we'd dawn our warmest jacket (something like a blue jean jacket), strap on our most likely worn out shoes (normally with a custom hole on the anxious side), no gloves, no hat, but ready to embrace the cold just the same. Sure it wasn't subzero degrees, though we did have many frozen moments. As teens we'd sit around a camp fire during winter months. We might find our way to the barren beaches on mild wintry days, braving our mellowed skin to ol' Mr. Trusty Winter Sun. (My Grandmother never understood why we chose to bake ourselves brown, in that gulf shore oven.) Why not? (was all we understood) That rising tide seemed to pull us from our classrooms and out of our home. The Southern Sun, come winter, no body can resist drinking in it's comforting warmth.
I thank my northern encounters, whom accepted me like an unscheduled landing. I was like unto a duck, that had flown in the wrong direction to winter. Though sometimes unsure if they wanted to share their roost with this slippery footed transplant. They always managed to keep me safe, and warm; both in their hearts, and in my memories. I'm unsure if I met a northerner that truly believed we had frozen pipes in Florida, or could figure out my southern accents origin. I do miss those northern friends I made, in those unforgiving mountains. I just hope one day, they find themselves flying south for the winter, and stop to roost in my neck of the woods. Here I'll take them on a southern adventure that's as alien to them, as Home-fries for breakfast still is too me. I want to show them what True Grit is really about in the south, both in their drawers and mixed with eggs.
From now on, I believe I'll have mine Southern Style, and Sunny Side Up.